3:30 PM - GHF - Thank God we can stop watching an inept Arkansas passing offense. Without McFadden, Arkansas would be looking up at Ole Miss in the league standings. Bring on AU/UGA!
3:33 PM - GHF - Shit, when its a 21 point game with 2 minutes left, turn the game over to the featured CBS game already. I can only take so much of Lincoln Financial before I feel like I need to make a doctor's appt. to have my damn eyes checked.
3:45 PM - GHF - 3-0 already, thanks dipshits at CBS. Blackout? Oooooh, Mark Richt is so Eeeeevil. I didn't see it, but I heard he had the band perform at mid-field after Georgia scored first. Gotta pump that team up! (Can't tell I'm still bitter, can you?)
3:48 PM - GHF - "First time at the opera boys?" - yeah, we get it Budweiser, take cans. Or, just don't go to the opera when she asks. That would be my approach.
3:50 PM - GHF - Congrats to Sly Croom on becoming Bowl eligible. That's the second best thing you've ever done. ::cough::got zook fired::cough::
3:57 PM - GHF - Gator fans everywhere rooting for Cox now, rooting against Cocks later.
3:59 PM - GHF - 3-3, it's a Couto vs. Byrum game folks! Woooo! Kickers!
4:06 PM - GHF - 10-3, Kyle Jackson sneaks into Auburn lineup, gives up long bomb to some native indian tribe called Massaquoi.
4:08 PM - SurfinGator - Everytime they show UGA on tv, it looks like the most docile animal. I don't know which sleepy, lazy dog is worse Smokey or UGA. Don't Georgia fans feel inept when they see live Tigers, Buffalo, or Bulls on the field?
4:15 PM - GHF - MAJOR PROPS to Georgia's Brandon Southaland for even trying to get up after that monster hit. Surprised that was a catch though. But Verne gave his signature chuckle and says its so. All hail VERNE.
4:25 PM - GHF - Knowshon Moreno will fill the SEC runningback void left at the end of the year when McFadden leaves. This terrifies me as someone who bleeds orange and blue. Stafford however, is still a Talladega keg lifting ass-clown.
4:28 PM - Salty Gator - How do you suppose they named the young Mr. Moreno? Did Mom demand that they name him anything but Sean? Yeah, phonetics!
4:34 PM - GHF - Oh how I wish THIS Auburn defense showed up to the Swamp on 9/29. 17-3 Georgia. S...E...C...East...championship....slowly...slipping...awaaaaaaay.
4:40 PM - Satly Gator - Hey Gary Danielson, your modern day commentary on this modern day telecast is modern day awesome. MODERN DAY MODERN DAY MODERN DAY!
4:46 PM - Hurricane1 - Hey I'm rooting for the Cocks tonight. I root for Cocks everyday AND night! I'll be thinking about Cocks even as my beloved Canes play their last game in the Orange Bowl. Me and Cocks...BFF!
4:49 PM - GHF - Thank you Ben Tate! You just "EQUIPPED YOURSELF WITH FOUR WHEELS OF FURY" and ran over that cornerback like he was some gay pussy elf in WoW. We're back to having a game. 17-10.
5:09 PM - GHF - Hey, that's like 20 Sambos in the stands at Sanford stadium. Yessiree Mister, we sure did paint ahselves uh fo the Dawg game. I get that it's a blackout, but shit, those college students look like the Athens Actor's Troupe version of Uncle Tom's Cabin with G-E-O-R-G-I-A-D-A-W-G-S painted on their chest.
5:11 PM - GHF - Halftime, 17-10 Georgia. Richt doesn't like trouble on National TV, so THAT's why he keeps from smackin those bitchy cheerleaders on the sideline.
5:17 PM - GHF - Tim Brando. Ugh. That is all.
5:31 PM - GHF - BREAKING NEWS...Meyer wins bet with Spurrier...Pizza WAS NOT delivered...Cocks to play in dresses tonight. Won't be the first, nor last time a cock gets into a dress. Snicker, snicker.
5:37 PM - GHF - HELL YEAH, Stafford throws pick to Powers. Good start to half for AU Defense. Already in field goal position.
5:40 PM - GHF - Roughing the passer on UGA. Georgia's defense plays rough with Cocks Cox.
5:41 PM - GHF - AUBURN TD! 17-17. Tuberville's ears perk up out of excitement.
5:57 PM - GHF - Wes Byrum puts the War Eagle up for the first time, 20-17. Tracy Wolfson wants your junk now kicker boy.
5:59 PM - GHF - Everytime Budweiser encourages me to be responsible, I'm inspired to live better and make sure to never drive drunk. Generally, this entails getting so drunk I can't find my keys. No keys, no drivey! Safety first Gator Fans!
6:05 PM - GHF - Moreno tells Auburn that Alabama is a shitty state and Bo Jackson sucks. 24-20 UGA. The Gator Safe Room MILFGator remarks baby's momma says "I don't know who the father is, but I Know Shaun"
6:12 PM - GHF - Cox goes limp under pressure, throws untimely pick. Fuck. Let's hope the Auburn D plays more suffocating than the Black Hole of Calcutta.
6:15 PM - GHF - That's a no on the suffocating defense.
6:20 PM - GHF - Moreno. Again. TD. 31-20. These Red and Black sonuvabitches think they've got the second coming of Herschel. I'm not convinced they're wrong. Auburn needs a big drive here or this game is fin.
6:26 PM - GHF - Gary and Verne do Soulja Boy...Rap immediately ceases to exist.
6:30 PM - Salty Gator - RON ZOOK'S DEBT IS FINALLY PAID. Illinois 28 - the Ohio State University Posers 21. At least 1 Juice is having a good week this week.
6:31 PM - GHF - Notre Dame loses to Air Force...won't win the Commander in Chief's trophy for ump-teenth consecutive year.
6:36 PM - GHF - Southaland plows in for the 2 yard score. 38-20. Getting ugly. Don't expect to hear from me much more, time to get geared up booze wise for playing at Bryce Williams. Thank God that guy Lattimer isn't playing there anymore. OIL CHANGE!
6:39 PM - GHF - Thomas Brown and Knowshon Moreno play "hands tied behind the back necksies" on the sideline. America = Creeped out.
6:41 PM - GHF - Cox has multipule interceptasms. Ladies everywhere unimpressed. They can throw multiple interceptasms any damn time they please with their close friend Rabbit vibrato 2000. Or Tebow. If they're that lucky. But then again, I guess that would be a rushing touchdasm.
6:50 PM - GHF - What's the FSU-VaTech score, this shit is terrible. Oh, 28-21 VaTech scores and converts 2 pointer. Haha, always take pleasure in watching SOW be suxorz.
6:53 PM - Hurricane1 - Kyle Wright throws interception prior to kickoff. First time in NCAA history.
6:54 PM - GHF - KILL YOURSELF Hurricane1!
6:58 PM - GHF - That convenient little ESPN ticker on ABC has told me Georgia scored again. 45-20. Pains me to say it, but UGA is playing the best football in the east right now. Too bad a healthy Tebow didn't show up to the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. RANDOM FACT - Outdoor Cocktails taste best.
7:00 PM - GHF - My contract's up for tonight, thanks for tuning in Mouseketeers! Obviously Georgia is going to win this one. C U 2 Morrow for a review of the day. GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!