Ah, a classic roundup of the week that was...if your recollection of roundup includes pregnant chicks, god-fearing Notre Dame fans, and Kirby Freeman. And if it does, you're a sick sonofabitch.
So let's kick off with the 'controversy' that happened over at a top-notch blog the other day, Blue-Gray Sky.
These guys are, along with SMQB, Deadspin, and EDSBS, some of the godfathers of the sports blogging world. After the loss to Navy, Jay sleeps on it, wakes up even angrier, and posts an expletive-ladden piece castigating just about everyone within Weis' orbit (which, obviously, is a very powerful orbit- I'd guess he's in a running contest with Saturn to see who can draw in and consume the most matter). Now, apparently, Notre Dame is a Catholic school, which means they were all pissed because there were no pics of Michael throwing a party at the Neverland Ranch. I kid, I kid. No, but seriously, I'm not kidding. There was such an uproar over the language that Jay used that he wound up pulling the piece. Which is a bunch of goddamn horseshit (see there ND fans? It's nice to not believe in the big scary guy in the sky, it let's your prose go where it may). Thankfully, Brian over at Mgoblog saved the diatribe, so it can still be enjoyed. I highly recommend it. Also, apparently cursing while using the Lord's name in vain can get you somewhere, like a bowl win. Maybe if you didn't keep on pissing off the Buddha, he'd let you win a few games. In the end, it's the Internet. You don't like what someone has to say, don't read it. Holy shit, that's like the rest of life too! I just blew my mind.
Speaking of blowing, in other news, UT center Josh McNeil is caught by cops with three drunk girls in his bed. Seriously, look at him. How the fuck does this guy get tripled down on by coeds? It's a grand world out there for football players. I don't even have anything snarky to say about this, I'm just amazed.
Miami QB Kirby Freeman finishes with 84 yards passing on the day against NC State. He only had 13 incompletions. And 1 completion. That, folks, is how you suck. And he's still going to bang 3 chicks tonight that are hotter than the ones McNeil is going after. "Repeat after me, class: D is for 'douche.' Doooouuuche."
And, finally, the reason why Florida football is the sux9rs and everyone else sucks donkey nuts: ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. Duke Lemmens: asked if he could tell the Mike and Maurkice Pouncey apart, he responded 'I just call them 'Pouncey.' That way you're never wrong. It's like trying to guess if a girl is pregnant. You just don't want to do it.' With the presence of Tim Tebow and Reggie Fuckin' Nelson in Gainesville the last two years, I'm guessing that Duke hasn't seen many girls who aren't pregnant lately anyways.
Oh snap! I didn't know RFN looked at Halle once! Way to go Reggie.