Nauti-gator here - the better half of Salty gator ..and yes this is the first time I have blogged. “Long time reader, first time blogger”. For all of you die hard gators this will come as a shock I know, but this weekend was my first actual live in the flesh gator football game. GHF and Salty finally talked me into going to a live game and since it is the “Biggest Outdoor Cocktail Party.” how could I refuse. Beer, Food and Tebow in person, what more could a girl ask for (well.. maybe a WIN would have been a nice touch)! However, being a first-timer I psyched myself up for it so I could blend in with all the gator fans in the stands.. and here is where my rant starts..
GATOR ETIQUETTE
(1) when you are lucky enough to get tickets to AWESOME seats ….and mind you my seat was AWESOME!! Be a fucking fan !!!! a ranting, waving , hollering for every play, loud and proud fan! Not some prissy dumb ass bitch who probably slept with a bullgator to get in and knows NOTHING about football. You don’t wear your best evening dress and heels and sit on your skinny ass the whole fucking game. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SEAT and let a real fan sit there.. GO sit your ass behind the goal posts. There should be a rule that if you are sitting in the best seat in the frickin house and you don’t yell you can be dragged to the top of the bleachers and thrown head first to the concrete below.
(2) If you are going to bitch every time the real fans in front of you stand up and yell for their team.. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SEAT! Give your primo tickets to someone who understands what it means to be a GATOR because you are either to old to remember or to dumb to be sitting there .. go sit behind the goal post with the prissy ass stupid football ignorant bitch.
(3) When Mr. Two-Bits comes into your section to cheer get off your ass and yell. OR …..GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SEAT! The man is a Florida Icon… show some respect you ass.
I think it’s a shame that some of the best seats for watching Florida football are wasted on people who have no business being within 100 yards of any football stadium.
That being said, I don’t want it to sound like I had no fun because that would be the wrong impression, for my first game, it was great and I do want to thank GHF and Gator Tail and all their friends for showing me a good time. And even though I refuse to sleep with a bullgator to get tickets I have no problem bashing in the head of a skinny ass bitch and taking hers. Now I have to go on the hunt for more tickets…….