One of the GSR's favorite pastimes is joking about all the wonderful "B's" found on this green earth. Beer. Bourbon. Bacon. Beautiful Babes' Busty Boobs. You catch my drift.
Well our fearless leader, Salty Gator, has decided to introduce his spawn to a "B" must on every Salt-Lifer's list - the Bahamas. Even better, he's doing it by boat. Despite the fact that he's sharing 30 ft. of sailboat with 3 chillins, a stowaway mutt and the ol' lady, it will be the easiest 17 days to count down until next football season. Ever.
On that note, we wish you luck sailor! May you leave all the mother tubbers behind, fly that spinnaker proudly, and be prepared for anything that may lie beneath the deep blue. Yarrrrrrrrr!

- Gator Head Funnel