Chevon Walker granted release from team.
Chevon Walker, umpteenth string tailbacks on a team void of tailbacks has asked for and been granted a release to transfer. Walker We here at the Gator Safe Room are the Sherlock Holmes, Watson, and celebratory scotch and have solved this conundrum of enigmas. He doesn’t have the same bastion of badass “change of pace” fullback he had back at Fort Myers Riverdale. Chevon wasted to years on the bench, his fullback wasted two years getting blissfully drunk, calling Five Star, and trying to desperately explain how to get to the only “half” address in Gainesville. We’re behind the Hillel asshole, now BRING ME SOME GOD DAMN BUTTER SPONGES! looked great in spring practices and it has been a mystery to Gator fans as to why he hasn’t seen the field at all this season.
This could be the first of many transfers now that Urban has been, and still is, amassing a Scrooge McDuck sized money bin of speedy skill position talent. We at GSR wish him all the best at wherever he may land, especially if he goes DII like Valdosta State or such. It’s probably for the best since Urban finagled Emmanuel Moody out of the State of California. All for the low, low price of Nyan Boateng. Golden State Suckers.
Percy Harvin in hospital
Something other than light has finally caught up with Percy Harvin…illness. After missing the South Carolina game this past Saturday due to sinus infection-like symptoms, Harvin has suffered setbacks with more sinus infection-symptoms and migraine headaches. He even headed to Shands because of the illness, which has yet to be diagnosed. Thank God for that excellent team insurance coverage! Paging all Gainesville Dr. Houses, get to work.
No worries this week if Percy can’t go. It’s more important to have him back in time for FSU so the humiliation can be as excruciatingly painful as 34-7 in 2005. If we can’t make it to a BCS bowl this year, I’d sure like to see Tebow and Harvin score 6 touchdowns. Each. But I’ll take 4. Each. Get well Percy Speedman VonFasteswift.
FSU game time set
Speaking of FSU. Fuck them. I’m glad they exposed Boston College as the overrated pieces of northeastern football turds that they are. But really, fuck them. That is all.
Oh, one more thing, UF/FSU game time after you’ve digested your 48 hours of turkey and mashed potaters is 5PM on CBS. I’m very much looking forward to 4-in-a-row against the Clown College. And once again for good measure…Fuck them.
- GHF