Ah, college football and drinking- a match made in the devil's heaven. In that vein, NH Gator and I have been sitting around here, watching football, but there's a bit of a lull in the early evening hour. In that lull, we must place something. Now, some of you may say, "Not every blank space in life must be filled by alcohol." And that may be correct. But I'm guessing that anyone who would say that isn't reading this blog. And if you are, stop reading this blog. So without further ado, the GatorSafeRoom presents...
THE "IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA" DRINKING GAME
1) When the gang has a drink= one drink.
2) When the gang makes Dee feel inadequate= one drink.
3) When someone pulls out a gun= one drink.
4) When Dennis displays his vanity= one drink.
5) When the gang says "shit"= one drink.
6) When Dennis says "Bro" or "Dude"= one drink.
7) When Mac flexes= one drink.
8) When the gang refers to Dee as "Sweet Dee"= one drink.
9) When Charlie displays his illiteracy= two drinks.
10) When a fight breaks out= two drinks.
11) When the McPoyles imply incest= two drinks.
12) When Frank calls someone a "whooore"= two drinks.
13) When Charlie does inhalants= three drinks.
14) When Charlie dances= three drinks.
15) When you hear Rick Astley= four drinks.
Go forth, and play this game. And if you don't score with that cute chick from the coffee shop, it's probably our fault. Yeah, you didn't score tonight because we gave you these rules, we made you watch TV instead of going out to the club. Fucking hell, stop blaming me and start looking in the goddamn mirror, you piece of shit. Jesus.